My name is Danielle Haugk, and I’m in the MA program, hopefully specializing in 20th century American lit? Maybe? Who knows! I guess some things to know about me would include the fact that I am a very jumpy person, easily startled, and I love to pull pranks on people. In retrospect, those two traits might not be the best combination.
Another fun fact: nature rejects me. I am the survivor of frequent animal attacks for no apparent reason. Whether it be snakes, turtles (sounds funny, but it has happened), peacocks, ducks, emus- essentially all birds- I’ve had some ridiculous experiences. It is almost a guaranteed fact that I will show up to class one night this semester after narrowly escaping with my life from some absurd encounter, so be prepared! : )
0_0 but have you seen the spiders on campus??? (also the crazy looking ducks)
That’s also what I was going to mention. Watch out for the birds on campus!
Beware the giant raccoon’s! They eat out of dog bowls and are not afraid of us people.
I have been told that the big spiders on campus are called “Banana Spiders,” and their venom is supposed to be equivalent to a bee sting (very docile and non-threatening though big and intimidating).