http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/13/opinion/sunday/are-college-lectures-unfair.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=0

Reports have been coming in from AP’s Italy desk about a famous vowel that was hospitalized in Rome with life-threatening injuries. Though not named in the wires, ‘u’ is said to be on Vacation in Rome after wrapping up a series of speaking engagements with ‘y’ in Slovakia.